The Boy from Ipanema
Flat Capped and Miserable
The Latest | Brazil Mumbles | Match Reviews | Web Watch | You Are Not Alone | Dear Maria | Flat Capped and Miserable | Up Against It | Links League | Patron Saints

Home

Every club has got groups of these individuals. At Haig Avenue, they stand on the Popular Side terrace in members only cliques. Usually dressed in beige anoraks and tweed flat caps, with 1960s home knitted black and yellow striped scarves wrapped tightly around their necks and tucked into coats. One or two of the daring ones will wear an antique SFC enamel lapel badge, but this extravegance would probably be frowned upon by their peers. They never visit the tea bar, as a 50p outlay on a cup of coffee is a luxury they wouldn't dream of. Instead, they bring along a flask of tea in a PVC shoulder bag for their half-time refreshment. The smokers amongst them hate the thought of being asked for a drag by a fellow nicotine addict and therefore protect their lit fags in the palm of their hand, taking sneeky puffs when no-one is looking. These chaps never sing. Their atmosphere contribution consists of shouts of "You're a moron linesman." and "Get it away Southport." These however must never be screamed in unison with another flat cap, as this would be seen as rocking the boat. You see, these guys do love to whinge and moan, but only amongst one another, never in public. This page is my tribute to the Flat Capped and Miserable brigade, although none of them have probably ever used Internet or even know what a computer is.

This week, a Southport fan made a comment on the fans' forum about the standard of catering at Hereford's Edgar Street. A Bulls fan responded by saying that you don't go to soccer games to eat. With this I totally disagree. Going to a soccer game is an all round experience, especially at our level. Food plays a very important part in this experience. Nothing can be more pleasurable than a good game, an atmospheric crowd, and half time, with a well written programme and a piping hot steak and kidney pie. What wonderful memories I have of visiting the likes of Matlock and Worksop, who in our NPL days, served the greatest homemade pies with mushy peas and mint sauce.
I think it was on the Woking board that somebody was recently recalling when a man on a bicycle used to ride around Kingfield selling fresh pies from his basket. Not just the traditional steak and kidney and meat and potato but more daring recipes such as spicy lamb and chicken with asparagus. As far as I can remember, the food has never been that good at Haig Avenue. Hopefully the quality will improve. Surely Caterman can see that this would only result in an increase in sales, benefiting not just the stomach linings of the supporters, but his bottom line as well. The Southport area has a wealth of excellent pie producers to choose from, all he has to do is heat them up.
Food is important at soccer grounds and don't let any Bully tell you different.


The Conference seems to have gone wild this summer, with transfer fees going through the roof. The gap between us and the feeder leagues has grown so much that only clubs with sufficiant financial backing or support will be able to survive once promoted. I think it is safe to say that our neighbours Leigh RMI have got quite a battle ahead of them this season. The danger is that we seem to have got ourselves into a viscious circle. If you don't spend you can't compete but if you do, you might not survive. We have all seen what is happening to Scarborough and Northwich, their financial difficulties a result of years of spending what they don't have. Let's hope they both survive this difficult period and are both still with us this time next year. How long will it be before the likes of Telford and Yeovil fall into the same trap?
I think we can be thankful that Southport is being run along tight financial lines. We will never set the world alight with headline grabbing transfer fees, and thank goodness for that. We now have the best team for years, put together for less than 100k, that has a real chance of success this season. A lot of people make snide comments about the way Charlie Clapham is running the club. We should thank him for his shrewd business sense. At least we will have a club to support in future seasons. How much would those at The Drill Field or The McCain Stadium give to have such a man in charge?

The new away kit has been launched. For those of you who have not seen it, visit www.portfans.co.uk, where LFAS has done a lovely job in modeling it. Some people liked the yellow with green and black hoops, but the majority didn't, asking why the away kit is virtually the same colour as the home. Well, looking at the other clubs in the Conference, the only time we will have a selection problem is against Boston at York Street. Maybe the idea is to launch a third kit, such as Blackpool and Woking have done, or perhaps for that game we will revert to sky blue. Let's wait and see. Maybe we're simply following a trend anyway. Here in Brazil, the majority of clubs have an away kit similar to their main strip. For example, Corinthians play in white and black at home and black and white away, and both of Flemengo's kits are red and black, just in different designs.
The topic has prompted a new campaign on the fans' forum. T.O.G.S. (Traditional Old Gold Shirts Campaign) has been launched in the hope that it will prompt the club to return to the mustard shirts the team wore in previous seasons. But, just how traditional is old gold and black? As far as I can remember, the gold shirts with black shorts and socks was only introduced in the mid 1980s. When the club was first formed as Southport Central or Southport Vulcan (not sure which) the club colours were red and white. If I'm not mistaken, when the club changed its name to Southport FC, it changed to black and white stripes, colours that remained until the 1940s or 1950s. The 60s and early 70s saw the Sandgrounders playing in All Old Gold (no black shorts and socks) and from the mid seventies until mid eighties the team wore canary yellow and royal blue. It was when Charlie Clapham took over that the club reverted back to old gold again, this time with the addition of black.
So, if we're looking for tradition, we have much to choose from, be it red, black and white, old gold, yellow and blue, old gold and black, or maybe, we should celebrate a new era and welcome the yellow with green and black hoops!